News From the Future
A BREAKTHROUGH IN TRANSTEMPORAL COMMUNICATIONS
The Meme Depot proudly presents a new technology capable of receiving transmissions of news headlines for events that have not yet taken place. Try it yourself. It's safe, easy, and fun!
WARNING:
BY CLICKING ON THE BUTTON BELOW, THE USER ACCEPTS ALL RESPONSIBILITY AND LIABILITY FOR ANY DAMAGE, DIRECT OR INDIRECT, INCURRED TO THE USER, OR TO ANY OTHER PERSON OR PERSONS, AS WELL AS FOR ANY CONSEQUENT ALTERATIONS TO THE TIMESTREAM AND RESULTANT MODIFICATIONS TO THE LIFE HISTORY OR DESTINY OF THE USER, OF THE WORLD, OR OF THE UNIVERSE IN GENERAL.
The Meme Depot is not responsible for the content of the Future, nor for any emotional, psychological, moral, or financial effects of exposure to transtemporal memes. The User understands and accepts that the Meme Depot is not at fault if knowledge of the Future is used or misused in any manner. The User understands and accepts that his or her neural immune system may provide no protection against virulent memes from the Future.
All content from the Future is ©2004 Glenn Grant/The Meme Depot, all rights reserved, and may not be used by anyone for any purpose without explicit written permission of Glenn Grant/Global Memetic Systems GmbH. "The Future," "News from the Future," and "Meme" are Registered Service Marks of Despotic Memes Inc. of Montreal, Canada, a wholely-owned subsidiary of Global Memetic Systems GmbH.
BUT HOW DOES IT WORK?
Our proprietary system interprets packets of data in the form of time-reversed particles known as tachyons, received via a niobium isotope cooled to near absolute zero, shielded within a Faraday cage and housed 1.4km beneath surface of the Earth in an old salt mine.
The exact source of these transmissions is not yet certain. The news stories bear datelines ranging from 15 to 99 years from the present, so it is not yet possible to test the transmission's futurological veracity.
The Meme Depot proudly provides these glimpses into the Future as a public service, free of charge, and without warrantee of any kind. This service must not to be used as a gambling aid, investment advisory, economic forecast, or source of concepts for works of science fiction.
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content ©2004 Glenn Grant except as noted
Updated 2004.08.13